Jenn Bunny Themelis

2Geeky Myths: The Minotaur, WTF? (by jathemelis) Working on my...

jennthem — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:34:00 -0500

2Geeky Myths: The Minotaur, WTF? (by jathemelis)

Working on my Scylla video. This year I think I will tackle a lot of mythological monsters.

PS- If you are in NYC, I’m performing tonight on the 6:30 show at Broadway Comedy Club! More info here.

Comedy Dystopia: February Style!

jennthem — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:04:00 -0500

Comedy Dystopia: February Style!:

New Yorkers, you can catch me live at Broadway Comedy Club

Thursday, Feb 23 6:30p

$5 2DrinkMin

Hilarious standups!! Click the link in the title for more info

Everyone can participate! More info here.

jennthem — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:20:06 -0500

Everyone can participate!

More info here.

Political Rumor Mongering (by jathemelis) Election Year Standup

jennthem — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:39:47 -0500

Political Rumor Mongering (by jathemelis)

Election Year Standup

Jenn Themelis on Kobe Bryant and Pornstars! (by jathemelis) I...

jennthem — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:30:13 -0500

Jenn Themelis on Kobe Bryant and Pornstars! (by jathemelis)

I don’t really do this joke anymore. It fell out of my longer bit on porn. Funny how that works.

Kelsey’s Dating Advice (by jathemelis) My character Kelsey...

jennthem — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:02:44 -0500

Kelsey’s Dating Advice (by jathemelis)

My character Kelsey has some dating advice, or whatever.

Random Acts of Kindness: The Subway (by TheBubbleJAM) I wrote...

jennthem — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:28:28 -0500

Random Acts of Kindness: The Subway (by TheBubbleJAM)

I wrote this, too!

jennthem: Bunny’s Comedy Show every Tuesday Night on...

jennthem — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:41:57 -0500

jennthem:

Bunny’s Comedy Show every Tuesday Night on YouNow.com!

Haters Rant (by jathemelis) Don’t forget about my Online...

jennthem — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:29:10 -0500

Haters Rant (by jathemelis)

Don’t forget about my Online Open Mic tonight on YouNow.com!

Discovery Channel (by jathemelis)

jennthem — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:33:00 -0500

Discovery Channel (by jathemelis)

Boob Shaming

jennthem — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:20:06 -0500

Today I’d like to speak out against a despicable trend in American culture: boob-shaming. For those of you not in the know, boob-shaming is when a girl or woman is made to feel ashamed of herself due to her naturally large ta-ta’s. From the time her knockers begin to show their potential plentifullness it begins. “Isn’t that shirt a little tight?” “I think that’s a too low cut.” “Cover those up.” “Nice tits.” “Whoa” “Honk, Honk!” Basically, as soon as those sweater puppets spring up her childhood is effectively over.
This has to stop! It is not fair that we, the naturally ample bosomed, have to endure these criticisms while society smugly acts justified. We didn’t ask for big boobs (ok maybe some of us did), and we shouldn’t be punished for them.

Do the big-nosed, the chicken-legged, the buck-teethed have to suffer such wisecracks? Well, yes, they do, but most deem it cruel to call these people names.

Isn’t it rude to assume the liberally endowed are slutty, stupid, or without talent? It is wrong to make anyone feel as if they are responsible for others reactions to their body, and that’s exactly what boob-shaming does.
There was a time when I was ordered at summer camp to put a shirt on over my tank top (a regular-ass, non-low-cut tank top). Other girls wearing similar shirts were not scolded. As I looked about I knew why I had been singled out-it was because of my ginormous funbags.

If it’s hot out, do I not sweat? I deserve to wear a tank top just like anyone else. Fat people wear tank tops. And although people may criticize them for being fat, no one assumes they are smutty. On the contrary, people often assume they are jolly! (j/k obviously people are super mean to fat people and feel like it’s totally justified because “health.” Those people are dicks.)
Don’t condescend to those of us with abundant busts. We can’t help it anymore than you can help being ugly.

2Geeky: Fivehead Solidarity (by jathemelis)

jennthem — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:25:00 -0500

2Geeky: Fivehead Solidarity (by jathemelis)

2Geeky Myths: The Minotaur, WTF? (by jathemelis)

jennthem — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:37:00 -0500

2Geeky Myths: The Minotaur, WTF? (by jathemelis)

Bunny's Online Open Mic Comedy Show

jennthem — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:24:00 -0500

Bunny's Online Open Mic Comedy Show:

bunnycomedy:

Tune into my show Tuesday nights 8pm EST on YouNow.com 25+ Channel.

All are welcome! Planned jokes, stories, rants and bits are STRONGLY encouraged, however.

What’s a joke? Something funny with a setup and a punchline. Funny voices strongly encouraged.

What’s a story? Something with a beginning, middle and end. Funny voices also encouraged for stories.

What’s a bit? A series of jokes or funny observations around the same topic.

What’s a rant? A rapid-fire listing of humorous complaints about a certain subject.

The show is a space for you to try out new comedic works, as well as to workshop and talk shop about comedy.

Comedy Dystopia

jennthem — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:52:21 -0500

Comedy Dystopia:

bunnycomedy:

New York peoples- Come out and see me TONIGHT!

It’s 2012, which means the world is ending, so you better enjoy it while it lasts! Come down to

Comedy Dystopia at CB’s Comedy Club (89 MacDougal St.)

Jan 26, 2012 7pm $5 2 Drink Min

HILARIOUS Standups abound at this show:

Joe DeRosa-Yamaneika Saunders-Randy Reiman-Carolina Hidalgo-Adam Chisnell-Sarah Maywalt-April Brucker-Jenn Themelis-Chris Gardner

Have you met Kelsey? She’s from Baltimore.

jennthem — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:08:00 -0500

Have you met Kelsey? She’s from Baltimore.

Jenn Themelis on Greeks vs. Jews! (by jathemelis)

jennthem — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:18:00 -0500

Jenn Themelis on Greeks vs. Jews! (by jathemelis)

The Cheaters - “Blow My Mind” Music Video (by...

jennthem — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:31:00 -0500

The Cheaters - “Blow My Mind” Music Video (by cheatersband)

Baltimore on my mind- Go Ravens!

I did this video with the awesome Maryland-based band “The Cheaters.” Great guys!

Comedy Dystopia

jennthem — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:15:29 -0500

Comedy Dystopia:

New York Loves- Come out and see me next week!

It’s 2012, which means the world is ending, so you better enjoy it while it lasts! Come down to

Comedy Dystopia at CB’s Comedy Club (89 MacDougal St.)

Jan 26, 2012 7pm $5 2 Drink Min

HILARIOUS Standups abound at this show:

Joe DeRosa-Yamaneika Saunders-Randy Reiman-Carolina Hidalgo-Adam Chisnell-Sarah Maywalt-April Brucker-Jenn Themelis-Chris Gardner

Bunny's Online Open Mic Comedy Show

jennthem — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:11:32 -0500

Bunny's Online Open Mic Comedy Show:

Tune into my show Tuesday nights 8pm EST on YouNow.com Shows Channel.

All are welcome! Planned jokes, stories, rants and bits are STRONGLY encouraged, however.

What’s a joke? Something funny with a setup and a punchline. Funny voices strongly encouraged.

What’s a story? Something with a beginning, middle and end. Funny voices also encouraged for stories.

What’s a bit? A series of jokes or funny observations around the same topic.

What’s a rant? A rapid-fire listing of humorous complaints about a certain subject.

The show is a space for you to try out new comedic works, as well as to workshop and talk shop about comedy.